pochowek:

helljumpingteufelhund:

pochowek:

eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers don’t get greasy and it lasts for longer

Fork

Oh yeah I’m going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin

spoon

fyeah-twice:

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theterriblecanyonsofstatic:

Me: mr kojima what exactly is death stranding about?

Kojima:

krabat2:

laundry day   

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dicaeopolis:

do you think god stays in heaven b

ravenslunas:

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

elodieunderglass:

binary-bird:

hamlet, act 1, sc. 5

GAH

krafteasymac:

dongboss:

gaaramutual:

i think we shoukd have glowstick juice injected in our bones when we’re born so if we break em theres a fun little surprise

whats the surprise

blood poisoning

thorodinson:

Thor (2011) // Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

bigbigloser:

me @ myself: ok bitch time to get over it